Ah, what a glorious arena. It wasn't there just yesterday. Perhaps it is a gift from those pesky Deities. After investigating the grounds and the vast interior, I've developed a marvelous idea~

"Self-Defense" students of Ayasegawa Yumichika and Madarame Ikkaku, show me your strength. Surely there has to be some progress after months of such intense training under one of the strongest men I know and the most beautiful man alive to assist him. (That would be yours truly, for those of lesser intelligence.) Dawn your uniforms, my little ones. Freshly washed and crisp, as it is mandatory that you not embarrass me. I'll have your heads, otherwise. Discard age and gender; tonight you will be made into warriors of the most vicious degree. How far have you come? How red is your blood? How strong is your will?

That we have yet to find out. Consider it a final exam for the month to determine your standing. First blood declares the winner in a free for all match.

But of course, it would be rude to not extend the invitation to the students of one Shihouin Yoruichi. If you feel you have what it takes, come to the arena and leave your blood splatters as signatures that you were there. My team will gladly aid you in doing so. Hopeful recruits, don't be silent. Come to play. I'd like to see your skill in the martial arts. Let us christen this great structure with everything you've got.

Wounds will be tended to accordingly. Failures will result in intensified training.

Spectators are more than welcome. It would be a most brilliant honor if the Sohma clan graced me with their lovely presence.

And yes. If there is some question about my strength, I'm more than willing to satisfy your curiosity if you aren't ugly.


[ooc: Penalty training = playtime with Kushi and Dribbles-chan. And that's going easy on 'em. >>]

[Enter Yumichika into the 11th household, missing since early last night. He spares no glances toward nor regards any members that may be present. The only sound from him is the soft slide of his feet against the floor as he makes his way to his room. He drips with blood of both his and his opponent's and the fresh scent of gunpowder taints the air. His skin is scorched and littered with burns, clothing torn to shreds in some places, but his hair is strangely kempt. A wig, for every self respecting beauty has one in times of crisis. A stern, unreadable expression dawned, negative energy radiates from his being so thick that even Kushi and Dribbles-chan slither from his quarters with a whine and a tail tucked between their legs. The door to his bedroom closes behind him.]

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Hanatarou-san.



[ooc: FINARRY I get to use one of his bloody icons! >DDD Post-scrap with Papillon. The outcome was an epic draw in which he received the most damage and failed to kill Papi. That's just about equal to a loss in his mind, so he will be pissed. His SPESHAL technique was thwarted from full efficiency because he got that ass blown up. What he did manage to drain from Papi has helped to heal the more minor of his wounds but he's still a hot mess. The cause of all this? Yoruichi and her booty. They cause far too much trouble. >D tl;dr stfu]

Good afternoon, City. I trust you should be collecting the remains of your dignity after that horrendous affair yesterday. In compliance with Great Ayame-san, I fully believe that a good number of you have no right to be naked! Such horrific sights should be restricted to the showers, bath tubs, or buckets you bathe in.

But I will say this~ I received a number of compliments while fully clothed and unaffected. It's only natural that I should. Beautiful things are still striking without baring all. The curse did allow me to meet two appealing people.
Hotohori-san - How noble and graceful.
Jin-san - How stern and dignified.
The pleasure was all mine.

I will even thank the ugly walking stick for the early morning warm-up. I didn't quite appreciate certain parts of you flailing about due to the curse, but I will commend you for bruising my arm. I feel quite energized~


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With energy to expend, I believe I will take a few trips around the city. Going back to the zoo sounds interesting. That Cashawarly bird thing Yachiru saw... I want to see just how ugly and vicious it is up close.

Later tonight~? Drinking.



[ooc: Cashawarly = Cassowary.]

All and well, City? Everyone affected is now in beautiful recovery, yes? Good. Show much gratitude to your caretakers and active healers.

Because I am so strong, I suffered from little more than dehydration nothing. I am quite proud of myself, if I must admit.

During the suggestion to stay indoors, I witnessed a most beautiful image of myself walking gracefully near the subway. Half-clothed, no less! How unfortunate for you all to miss such a stunning form. Perhaps if you are lucky, you will be able to view it once more in three-dimensional glory. ♥

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